Minirant: World War 3

So I’m pretty sure I know how to avoid World War 3. We need to somehow get Iran and North Korea to attack each other. Like a shepherd leading his flock, we need to lead the bombs away from the US. Iran just said that any potential talks would end if the UN imposed sanctions. Kim Jong Il is flat out crazy.

This really isn’t what we need right now. So let’s get them to fight each other, exhaust their nuclear arsenals, and then we will be safe. I’ll start.

Hey Iran, North Korea said you are weak and cry babies. Bomb them.

On an unrelated note, is it just me or does Mahmoud Ahmadinejad always look like he is half asleep? Like the rest of the world is boring him. Oh, and can we please get some the people from What Not to Wear to “talk” to Kim Jong Il.

Ooo. Better yet, let’s cast them both in a sitcom. You know? “What happens when you take two dictators with Napoleonic complexes as large as their dreams for nuclear winter? Find out on ‘Nuke Kids on the Bloc’ coming soon, to Fox.”