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Minirant: Cat for Rent
I have decided that my feline roommate/overlord is now old enough to work to help pay the bills. I am offering her services to you.
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Minrant: Alcoholism
This country has a profound problem with addiction. We have realized that there is a genetic element. The government has added laws to control the use of addictive substances, but these laws don’t make sense, and in many cases, simply don’t work.
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Minirant: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
A 170 page manual detailing HOW TO MOLEST CHILDREN has surfaced in Florida. Re read that last sentence.
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My Solutions
Some of my last few posts have been angry tirades upon the stupidity permeating society. To be fair, I have decided to write this post which will contain my solutions for the problems I see, phrased in a positive light. This is a work in progress. Many of these ideas might not work. Most will. Enjoy.
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The Entertainment Industry is Doomed
The Centers for Disease Control released a report today on the prevalence of cigarette smoking in movies, which they naturally say is too often. According to the CDC’s report, nearly half of all the popular movies released in 2009 contained some sort of “tobacco imagery,” including 54 percent of the films that were rated PG-13.
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I Need to Come to Power
I need to come to power. I have so many great ideas that I need to implement in order to bring the world into my utopia. My Christopia, if you will.
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Minirant: God, I Loathe Society
So it turns out that Welfare cards work at some casinos. First of all, I really can’t blame the casinos. They just looked at the white trash… welfare recipients. Then they looked at the ATMs. Then they looked at the welfare recipients. Then they developed an ear to ear grin as dollar signs rolled in their eyes.
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Minirant: This is Why WA Will Never be a Real State
This is courtesy of The Seattle Times. I shall not edit this, as it is too good the way it is. “On the Secretary of State’s website, 75 ‘initiatives to the people’ have been filed since January. They range from serious to silly, the most outlandish being I-1069, which would require the Washington state seal ‘to depict a tapeworm attached to a taxpayer’s intestine, encircled by the words: Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.‘ Another proposes to repeal all laws enacted in 2010.” On a side note, everyone please vote for the one that will end the Liquor Board’s tyrannical dictatorship and let booze…
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Minirant: Silly Poll
So the USA Today had a poll this morning. “Percentage of adults saying it’s ‘very likely’ they’d give CPR to the following: Family Member – 84% Friend – 74% Co-worker – 61% Boss – 58% Stranger – 45% Cat/Dog – 28%”
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Minirant: World War 3
So I’m pretty sure I know how to avoid World War 3. We need to somehow get Iran and North Korea to attack each other. Like a shepherd leading his flock, we need to lead the bombs away from the US. Iran just said that any potential talks would end if the UN imposed sanctions. Kim Jong Il is flat out crazy.
Expecta et Sperare
