Minirant: My Genius or Idiotic Idea About Police

Have you ever seen cops just chilling waiting for something to do? Or maybe you’ve seen them driving around aimlessly? Seems like a waste of our tax money. I’ve got a solution: Taxicops.

Yup. Taxicops. Here’s my logic. Cops aren’t doing anything and taxis suck. So we use the police as taxis. First, if the cops actually get a call, they drop you off wherever you are. So you might get all the way to your destination, or you might only get two blocks. Next, you do have to sit in the back, so people might think you’re a criminal.

I mean, the cops could charge by the mile or whatever, so the police would get more money. You have to go to the taxicop, so it’s not like the police waste time getting to you. So if you see one, and you don’t want to hail a cab, you get in the taxicop, they take you towards your destination. If you add some extra money, you even get to turn on the siren and get there faster. Best of all, you don’t have to worry about those fucking taxi drivers that either don’t know how to get anywhere, or you can’t understand.

I think I’m onto something here. Let’s put the cops to use. Less stupid jaywalking tickets, more having the cops work for us. Someone get on this.