Rant
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The Entertainment Industry is Doomed
The Centers for Disease Control released a report today on the prevalence of cigarette smoking in movies, which they naturally say is too often. According to the CDC’s report, nearly half of all the popular movies released in 2009 contained some sort of “tobacco imagery,” including 54 percent of the films that were rated PG-13.
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I Need to Come to Power
I need to come to power. I have so many great ideas that I need to implement in order to bring the world into my utopia. My Christopia, if you will.
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Minirant: God, I Loathe Society
So it turns out that Welfare cards work at some casinos. First of all, I really can’t blame the casinos. They just looked at the white trash… welfare recipients. Then they looked at the ATMs. Then they looked at the welfare recipients. Then they developed an ear to ear grin as dollar signs rolled in their eyes.
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Minirant: This is Why WA Will Never be a Real State
This is courtesy of The Seattle Times. I shall not edit this, as it is too good the way it is. “On the Secretary of State’s website, 75 ‘initiatives to the people’ have been filed since January. They range from serious to silly, the most outlandish being I-1069, which would require the Washington state seal ‘to depict a tapeworm attached to a taxpayer’s intestine, encircled by the words: Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.‘ Another proposes to repeal all laws enacted in 2010.” On a side note, everyone please vote for the one that will end the Liquor Board’s tyrannical dictatorship and let booze…
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Minirant: Silly Poll
So the USA Today had a poll this morning. “Percentage of adults saying it’s ‘very likely’ they’d give CPR to the following: Family Member – 84% Friend – 74% Co-worker – 61% Boss – 58% Stranger – 45% Cat/Dog – 28%”
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Minirant: World War 3
So I’m pretty sure I know how to avoid World War 3. We need to somehow get Iran and North Korea to attack each other. Like a shepherd leading his flock, we need to lead the bombs away from the US. Iran just said that any potential talks would end if the UN imposed sanctions. Kim Jong Il is flat out crazy.
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Review: LOST
This contains a detailed analysis of Lost in general and the final episode in particular. If you have not seen the episode, and don’t want me to spoil the ending, read no further.
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I REALLY Hate Dell
Here’s an update on my lovely duel with the fine people at Dell.
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I Hate Dell
These are some of the stupidest people on the planet. This is a log with a tech support agent. Obviously tier 1.
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Earthquakes
Have you noticed that there have been a fuckton of earthquakes lately? It seems that while 2009 was the year of dead celebrities, 2010 seems to be the year of the natural disaster. Luckily, we have found not only the cause, but also the solution. It all comes to us from Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi.
