Rant
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Politicians
Listen you pricks in Washington: YOU WORK FOR US. Your job is to do what WE tell you to do. I’m so sick of the people WE PAY to represent US forgo what WE want because it’s not what THEY want. Why is it that the only time they seem to care about the tax payers (read salary payers) is during election time? Oh yeah. Because then we benefit THEM. As soon as they are elected, they could care less we exist.
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Minirant: Seattle Rain
Seattle is known for a few things. The Space Needle, Grunge music, and rain. So why is it that this city is incapable of creating a decent drainage system? I mean seriously. There is no reason for there to be standing water in the middle of the street, let alone the gutters. What? Is the city surprised that it rains? Its not even heavier than usual rain. Why can’t we fix this? What is more important?
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Minirant: Cat for Rent
I have decided that my feline roommate/overlord is now old enough to work to help pay the bills. I am offering her services to you.
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Minrant: Alcoholism
This country has a profound problem with addiction. We have realized that there is a genetic element. The government has added laws to control the use of addictive substances, but these laws don’t make sense, and in many cases, simply don’t work.
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Minirant: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
A 170 page manual detailing HOW TO MOLEST CHILDREN has surfaced in Florida. Re read that last sentence.
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My Solutions
Some of my last few posts have been angry tirades upon the stupidity permeating society. To be fair, I have decided to write this post which will contain my solutions for the problems I see, phrased in a positive light. This is a work in progress. Many of these ideas might not work. Most will. Enjoy.
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The Entertainment Industry is Doomed
The Centers for Disease Control released a report today on the prevalence of cigarette smoking in movies, which they naturally say is too often. According to the CDC’s report, nearly half of all the popular movies released in 2009 contained some sort of “tobacco imagery,” including 54 percent of the films that were rated PG-13.
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I Need to Come to Power
I need to come to power. I have so many great ideas that I need to implement in order to bring the world into my utopia. My Christopia, if you will.
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Minirant: God, I Loathe Society
So it turns out that Welfare cards work at some casinos. First of all, I really can’t blame the casinos. They just looked at the white trash… welfare recipients. Then they looked at the ATMs. Then they looked at the welfare recipients. Then they developed an ear to ear grin as dollar signs rolled in their eyes.
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Minirant: This is Why WA Will Never be a Real State
This is courtesy of The Seattle Times. I shall not edit this, as it is too good the way it is. “On the Secretary of State’s website, 75 ‘initiatives to the people’ have been filed since January. They range from serious to silly, the most outlandish being I-1069, which would require the Washington state seal ‘to depict a tapeworm attached to a taxpayer’s intestine, encircled by the words: Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.‘ Another proposes to repeal all laws enacted in 2010.” On a side note, everyone please vote for the one that will end the Liquor Board’s tyrannical dictatorship and let booze…
