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I Need to Come to Power
I need to come to power. I have so many great ideas that I need to implement in order to bring the world into my utopia. My Christopia, if you will.
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Minirant: God, I Loathe Society
So it turns out that Welfare cards work at some casinos. First of all, I really can’t blame the casinos. They just looked at the white trash… welfare recipients. Then they looked at the ATMs. Then they looked at the welfare recipients. Then they developed an ear to ear grin as dollar signs rolled in their eyes.
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Minirant: This is Why WA Will Never be a Real State
This is courtesy of The Seattle Times. I shall not edit this, as it is too good the way it is. “On the Secretary of State’s website, 75 ‘initiatives to the people’ have been filed since January. They range from serious to silly, the most outlandish being I-1069, which would require the Washington state seal ‘to depict a tapeworm attached to a taxpayer’s intestine, encircled by the words: Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.‘ Another proposes to repeal all laws enacted in 2010.” On a side note, everyone please vote for the one that will end the Liquor Board’s tyrannical dictatorship and let booze…
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Minirant: Silly Poll
So the USA Today had a poll this morning. “Percentage of adults saying it’s ‘very likely’ they’d give CPR to the following: Family Member – 84% Friend – 74% Co-worker – 61% Boss – 58% Stranger – 45% Cat/Dog – 28%”
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Minirant: World War 3
So I’m pretty sure I know how to avoid World War 3. We need to somehow get Iran and North Korea to attack each other. Like a shepherd leading his flock, we need to lead the bombs away from the US. Iran just said that any potential talks would end if the UN imposed sanctions. Kim Jong Il is flat out crazy.
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Review: LOST
This contains a detailed analysis of Lost in general and the final episode in particular. If you have not seen the episode, and don’t want me to spoil the ending, read no further.
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NINJAS FTW!!!111!!!!ONE!!!11!!!
I have nothing to add to this. “A STUDENT has been saved from a vicious assault – not by the boys in blue but the men in black. Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school.
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I REALLY Hate Dell
Here’s an update on my lovely duel with the fine people at Dell.
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I Hate Dell
These are some of the stupidest people on the planet. This is a log with a tech support agent. Obviously tier 1.
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Stats
Wow. It’s pretty cool that I have had this site up for less than a month and I have had visitors from four countries, two continents, and many are people I don’t even know. So to the latter, I encourage you to stop by and introduce yourself. Sadly, the most popular rant by far has been about Twilight.
