Adoption Vs. Abortion

I heard someone say “I don’t believe in adoption” recently. First off, you don’t “believe” in it? Like you don’t think it’s real? Secondly, saying “I don’t believe in adoption” is basically saying “I don’t believe in putting my child first” or “I don’t believe in giving my child a chance at a happy life”. Now, I won’t get into the debate about when life starts. I don’t care. For the sake of this post, let’s say that it’s a living organism that could grow into another fucked up person. As a parent, you have the ability, nay OBLIGATION, to raise the child to be a productive member of society. If you can’t do that, either through lack of common sense, a history of abuse, general stupidity, or whatever the case may be, DON’T BE A FUCKING PARENT.

Is it really that hard to accept? I’m 5′ 7.  So you don’t see me playing basketball. Why? Because I don’t have the skills to do so. If you don’t have the skills to be a parent, don’t. Why force your issues on a child? And why is it that the people that SHOULD give their children up for adoption the most are the ones that are most against the idea of giving their child up? It’s pure selfishness. That’s it.

Another one of my favorite idiotic stances is “Well it’s my obligation”. Fucking dolt. Your obligation was to wear a god damned condom. You failed that. Just like you will fail your child. And you know who really does take care of your fuck ups? ME.

Now to be clear, I prefer adoption over abortion. I am not pro life. There are legitimate uses for abortion. What I can’t stand is when people use abortions as a form of birth control. With all of the other options out there, condoms, birth control, the morning after pill, etc, abortion should be a last resort. If someone used their birth control method of choice and still go pregnant, go ahead and have the abortion. You did what you could to prevent it. If you were raped, you were not in control. Go ahead and  get an abortion.

But, I think that adoption should be encouraged. If you have a moral or moronic issue with abortion, go for adoption. I think there should be tax breaks for women who give their children up for adoption.

God, I am so sick to death of you idiots. I really am. I’m so tired of hearing from you and your hillbilly logic. I hope you all become sterile so you stop polluting the gene pool. You’re ruining this country, yet you consider yourselves the “real” America. If you are the real America, we’re fucked. And it’s all your fault. I hope you all get into a terrible trailer accident. Maybe your beer will catch on fire or something. Kill yourselves. Please. For the sake of humanity. And if you absolutely must stay alive, WEAR A MOTHERFUCKING CONDOM YOU GOD DAMNED WASTE OF SPACE DUMB ASSES.